Marais Malan
24-04-2009, 11:28
Out of the NAMIBIAN ECONOMIST (24/4/2009)
At a world brewing convention in USA the marketing managers (MM) of various brewing organizations retire to a bar at the end of the day.
MM of Fosters shouts at the barman: ”In Australia we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Foster, mate.”
MM of Budweiser calls out next: “In the States, we brew the king of them all - gimme a Bud”
MM of Helles calls out: “In Germany we invented beer. Give me un Helles, ze REAL king of beers..”
MM of Namibia Breweries: “Barman, give me a diet Pepsi with ice and lemon please.”
The other MMs stared at him in stunned silence then one asks: “Aren’t you going to have a Windhoek Lager?”
He replies: “Well, if your guys aren’t drinking beer, then neither am I”
At a world brewing convention in USA the marketing managers (MM) of various brewing organizations retire to a bar at the end of the day.
MM of Fosters shouts at the barman: ”In Australia we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Foster, mate.”
MM of Budweiser calls out next: “In the States, we brew the king of them all - gimme a Bud”
MM of Helles calls out: “In Germany we invented beer. Give me un Helles, ze REAL king of beers..”
MM of Namibia Breweries: “Barman, give me a diet Pepsi with ice and lemon please.”
The other MMs stared at him in stunned silence then one asks: “Aren’t you going to have a Windhoek Lager?”
He replies: “Well, if your guys aren’t drinking beer, then neither am I”